DANNY Dyer has confessed he once pooped out kids' crayons.
The outspoken actor, 45, says he got the colourful surprise during a colonic irrigation - where water is used to flush out the digestive system - and realised he must have ingested the drawing pens at some point when he was younger.
He said: “"F*****g legs up in the air, all this s**t starts coming out, then a couple of crayons come out.
“And I'm thinking what the f**k is going on here. It freaked me out.”
Danny makes the revolting admission on ITV2’s Shopping With Keith Lemon tonight.
During one chat, Keith - the alter ego of comic Leigh Francis, 49 - asks Danny: “Did you do anything crazy when you were a kid like stick a pencil up your bum?”
The EastEnders actor shared: “Nah but I went for a colonic right… I’ve eaten crayons as a kid.
“When you have a colonic what happens, you sit on this thing and this bird whacks a tube up your a**e and then you wait for it to fill your belly up with water.
“It fills up so much that all the sh*t comes out.”
Danny was then so freaked out when the crayons popped out, he told the clinician he wanted to finish the treatment early and dashed home.
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Shopping with Keith Lemon is on its third series and sees the bawdy comic character interview celebrities while out on a spending spree.
And Danny’s episode sounds like another highbrow episode.
Elsewhere the duo take a pitstop to tuck into a plate of jellied eels.
Danny reckons the gloopy dome of fish “looks like a fake tit” and adds: “Imagine that, if you nicked a bird and you got her home and she got her tits out and they looked like that.”
Talk turns to sex and the bawdy actor tells Keith: “When I first discovered my winkle it was down to Madonna. I remember seeing her and getting some sort of twitch in my loins.
“It was the best f*cking thing in the world.”
Danny is soon to leave EastEnders in explosive scenes later this year.
Other celebrities off for a spree with Keith this series include Jamie Laing and Judi Love.
Watch the fun tonight on Shopping With Keith Lemon at 10pm on ITV2.